I'm just going to say it...

[TraneDeracs]

So, what do all you think are the stats on Hansi's staff there?

[Led Guardian]

+5 Staff of Cheesiness

It has the ability to cast a spell that causes the target to facepalm, rendering them helpless.

[Dark Age]

-2 hair lenght (don't give that thing to André or Marcus)

But most important: it can cast a more or less attractive man in ones room. With the ability to fly and a feather duster in his hand he could be usefull

[Arwen Arianna]

I think it's simply a giant lollipop. No magic involved (maybe +2 gaining weight? )

[The Rider Of Rohan]

Heersch + 6, with slowaga cast on the recordings of the symphonic album.

[Traveller in Time]

+ 10 killing potatoe chips especially Funny Frisch ungarisch and danish cake
-1/+1 swimming skills (depends on mood)
god mode all 4 years

+ 1 cleaning swimming pools

[Precurser]

+100 PENcasting


It enables him to get whatever Pen he wants, no matter what.

[Perdita X]

+2 voice that makes goodmorning sound like an invitation to stay in bed as opposed of getting up.